Just a quick post by email from my Palm TC (PDA).

The series following the competition I was in airs on TV for the first time this week.

See it on Men & Motors on Wednesday 21st June at 6pm.

Oops, nearly forgot to post this. I had it on my laptop but needed to boot the PC to resize the photo. In the F1 post earlier, I posted a picture showing less of this car. Can you guess what car it is? It should be easy now, if you look hard enough. No prizes, though. If you think you know, post a comment (click Comment below). I’ll post the answer in two weeks time.

I would have been attending Round 5 of the competition last Wednesday, had I not gone out in Round 4. Instead, I tidied up this blog, tidied up my diary (removing future Rounds), organised my files, chased a couple of potential sponsors, and planned a little racing.

I learned from the competition that I need more track time in two respects. For sure, I need more time on a proper track, not just a karting track. I think this is the area that let me down in the last round. Trouble is, it’s so expensive. If I take my own road car, I’ll be going though tyres by the dozen (well, four at a time, but quickly), plus the cost of the session, plus the risk that I’ll crash and it’s not covered on the insurance. If I book a day in the circuit’s car, it’s expensive too. On tip of that, it’s a day I should be working. This is one of the reasons I need some cash sponsors. Until I know what competitions I’m going for, I won’t do anything in this respect. When I know the competition, I’ll practice for that track and car.

The other track time I need is with other people on track, and I’ll do this karting. I usually practice about once a month with a friend (whose is also named Colin). I enjoy that a lot, but I need more drivers around me. I need practice overtaking and defending my position. I handled this okay in round three (a karting round), but it didn’t come as easily to me as pounding round a track shaving tenths off my time, something I’ve done a lot. I’d make a good test driver.

With my Financial Services business and my IT business I usually see clients in the evening. Seeing clients is the bit that actually earns the money, so evenings are precious. Because I work evenings and my wife does a 9-5, I like to spend time with her at the weekends. The problem is that most karting competitions are held on weekends. The solution, I think, is to go to my local karting track on a Monday night. That’s the club night where members get two sessions for the price of one. It should be busier than my normal daytime sessions so I’ll get the practice I need.

So, the plan is: Keep karting during the day with Colin about once a month, and visit the local track occasional Monday nights to mix it with a few other drivers. I’ll also continue with my gym work (getting back to my regular visits, but improving my fitness even further) and occasionally go out on my bike.

I’m not booking anything else in at the moment because I’ve got my eye on a couple more competitions to enter, and I’ll probably organise a charity karting event later in the year if it’s worth the time and effort.

There probably won’t be any posts for the next week or so because I’m away and won’t have good internet access. Subscribe to the RSS feed to keep updated. If you don’t know how, leave me a comment and I’ll do a post explaining how to. I want to do some tech posts anyway.

Edit: What a stupid name for a post. I thought it was good at the time. 20 Jan 2009.

That’s it folks, I’m out of this competition.

This round comprised 600 miles and nine hours travelling, £ 60 worth of fuel, another nine hours at the circuit, and all for only 6 laps.

After arriving at Croft (a circuit in North Yorkshire), the 75 remaining contestants signed in and took our seats in the briefing room.

On signing in we had been randomly allocated a group letter. Each group would have one of eight instructors for the first of two sets of laps. Each instructor was allocated one car. There were two BMW 325 M5s, three Mini Cooper S’s, and three open-top Ginettas. However, one of the two BMWs blew a piston on a test lap, so the two BMW groups had to share one car, slowing down completion of the session.

The instructor would take us out for three laps. On the first two, he or she would explain the racing line, gear changes and speeds. He would then remain silent while we did one flying lap, pitting at the end. For each corner, there were points awarded for hitting the right breaking, turning, apex and exit points. No overtaking was allowed, so we would have to slow up if we caught another car.

I was second out in the BMW with Chris as my instructor. In a strange car, having never been on a racing circuit before, I had to remember all the cornering points and gear changes, and the racing line, all in two laps. Talk about overload.

The BMW - it was like driving soft butter. There was no feedback at all; I couldn’t feel the engine, steering or grip. Anyway, The instructor seemed okay with my laps. If I could have done a few more, I would have done much better.

Before the session I had been interviewed by Paul Musselle, Executive Producer of PMA TV. He interviewed me again as I got out of the car, then I had to go back to the briefing room to change out of my race suit. Blanche (my wife) was with me for the event and as all good team members do, she had her ears and eyes open. As I changed, Paul interviewed my instructor.

“He was very nervous to start” he said, then went on to say something complementary about the rest of my session, to which Paul concluded “So he could be one of the first ones to go through, then?”

We waited around for ages in the sun while everyone else went out, then the judges retired to make their decisions. After lunch, we gathered in the pits and Tim read out the two lists. Five drivers were deemed good enough to go through based on what they had done already. Ten were told they were out. I was in the other 60 who would go out again to be judged a second time in a different car and by a different instructor.

Between sessions, I decided that I had been thinking too much about what to do, and trying to remember every gear change and minute detail given to me by the instructor. I decided to drive more naturally in the second session, to drive more by instinct and to enjoy it more.

I was first out in a Mini Cooper S. That was much more to my liking. In fact, I loved it. Compared to the BMW, it was like Diet Coke; light, crisp and fizzy.

Phil was my instructor, and explained things again for two laps, during which I easily caught the car in front. I would catch him, slow down to give myself space, then easily catch him again. Only having three laps, there wasn’t enough time to give myself a really big gap.

Where I did have space it was amazing with great acceleration, hard braking and plenty of tyre squeal in the corners while maintaining control. I really wanted to carry on and do more laps, but everyone was limited to three.

In the long wait that followed, I thought about my chances of going through. I thought it had gone well. I needed to polish up my line on a couple of corners and perfect my timing on a couple of gear changes, but a few more laps would have achieved that.

Talking to the other drivers, most had raced competitively before (I have not), and most have some track experience beyond karting (I have none). There’s no way for the judges to know that unless it comes up during the track sessions and a note is made. Anyway, I just thought I’d get my excuses in there.

The judges decisions were made. Only another 15 went through to round five, and we all went home. So, 20 went through, and 10 of the 75 had gone out after the first session. That puts me in a group ranked 21 to 64, out of over 2000 competitors initially. Let’s say the top 3%, shall we? I’m pretty pleased with that.

Overall, I’ve achieved quite a bit. Since we were told we would need sponsors and advertising just over three weeks ago, I’ve found a sponsor (ik Software at www.ik.com), I’ve been in touch with several other sponsors (but not secured any due to limited time), and produced this blog.

That’s not the end though. I’ll keep racing and keep blogging. Over then next week, I’ll be taking some time to organise myself and work commitments, and organise my plans for more racing. I’ll be posting non-racing stuff too. So, please keep coming back, and leave me some comments!

Last year Blanche and I went to our first F1 Grand Prix, the British Grand Prix at Silverstone. We splashed out on expensive tickets giving us three-day access and a seat in the Grandstand at Copse at the end of the start-finish straight.

You’ve no doubt seen all the cars and the pits on TV, so no point in showing you those. Unless you’ve been yourself, you won’t have seen much of the other stuff a spectator sees. If you ever get a chance to go, go for all three days, get there early and leave late. If you’re an F1 fanatic, there’s plenty to keep you occupied.

If you arrive early the roads are quite clear. The circuit access and car parks are excellent. Getting there early allows you to figure out what’s on, where and when.

There are lots of places to eat and buy all the F1 paraphernalia; it’s quite expensive, but it’s nice not to have take food for the day, and to buy a souvenir or two.

Most of the teams have big stands, with full-size F1 car mock-ups and merchandise. There are also stands that sell official clothing from a range of teams. Pay cash at the merchandise stands, as some of them charge your credit card in Euros at a poor exchange rate. It gets quite busy race-day, so that’s another reason to arrive early and leave late.

One of the stands had a beautiful road car. Can you guess what the car is? No prizes, but leave a comment and I’ll post the answer in a week or two.

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At Silverstone there are many support races, so we decided which we wanted to watch as soon as we got there on the Friday. To be honest, the support races are more interesting than the F1 race itself. We especially liked the vintage car racing.

For F1, I like to watch the race from home, with my laptop showing the live timing screen and lap chart from www.Formula1.com. I can see the sector-by-sector and lap times of each driver and it really adds to my enjoyment. I wish there was also a track overview showing the track and each car’s relative position on it. I know that it’s available to the teams, I wish it was available to the viewer too.

At the race itself, you see the start (breathtaking), and all the cars go past each lap. After a few laps (and certainly after the pit stops start), you lose track of who is where.

In our stand, we could see two giant TV screens, but they were too far away to see the graphics showing race positions. There was commentary from speakers in the grandstand, but the noise of the cars drowned that out.

The sound of an F1 car is deafening. Take earplugs or buy some there or you’ll go deaf! If I go again, I’m going to wear earplugs and ear-protectors (cans). A good set of earphones (the ones with foam or plastic inserts containing a speaker that actually go in the ear canal) would be ideal. Then wear ear protectors (cans) on top of them.

One sound you don’t hear on TV is the bang each car makes as the driver comes off the gas; like a misfire as the engine over-runs and dumps unburned fuel into the exhaust, which then ignites.

What surprised us was that people were leaving the circuit as soon as the F1 cars had finished. They missed the following support races and the opportunity to soak up the atmosphere.

Neither of us wanted to leave after the race. We wandered around the track, got to look through the fence at all the motorhomes and the more accessible views of support race enclosures. We also went to the paddock entrance/exit where the stars leave the confines of the track. This for me was one of the highlights.

You get to see various F1 bigwigs, and a few drivers. Imagine a road running between the Paddock car park and the Paddock itself. Spectators get access to the road up to the gate at the end. Beyond the gate is a road that links the Paddock and the car park, each of which as another gate. Some spectators were in the car park too (perhaps they had special access passes).

We were on the road between the car park and the Paddock. The other side of the fence there were a few scooters and some cars. One of the scooters had Chirtian Klien’s name on it. At one point Klien came out of the Paddock, got on his bike and rode off, only to arrive back a short while later.

We saw many F1 people leave the circuit from there, most stopping to give autographs. One of the most generous was Paul Stoddart who came out and spent a good 10 minutes signing and chatting before going back into the paddock.

Ross Brawn left the circuit here too, pulling his own suitcase! I’d have thought he’d have staff for that.

That brings me on to a view I formed at Silverstone. These people, the F1 drivers and other team members seem to me to be just ordinary people; ordinary people just doing an extraordinary job. They still have to pack their bags, turn up to work on time, not upset the boss, and hit their targets. After work they go home, chat about the day’s events to their spouse, have tea, empty the dishwasher, etc. It’s just they’re at the top of their profession. It’s the job they do that makes them special.

When you see them in a crowd of people, if you didn’t recognise them they would be just part of the crowd.

I remember watching the cars coming down the straight then through Copse and up to Maggots, and thinking, “I could do that”.

What makes the average man in the street different from an F1 driver? It’s hard to put into words, but I don’t think there’s much difference between an F1 driver and an ‘ordinary’ person. You have to have ability and talent, for sure, and preferably an early start in the sport, but other than that it’s just mental attitude and environment.

We’re all products of our environments. Put an ‘ordinary’ person who has talent for driving quickly and the right mental attitude in an F1 environment, tell him to act as an F1 driver acts, and do what an F1 driver does, then he’s an F1 driver. What else is there?

Standing on the road, with the Paddock Car Park behind me, there was a green and seating between a building on the left and the Cafe on the right. Beyond it, behind a fence were the motorhomes for Ferrari and to the left of those the Toyota Team kitchens. There was a small pathway running down the side and rear of the building on the left, and Blanche suggested going to see what was there.

As I walked through I could see the back of the Toyota kitchens, and who should be walking through but Michael Schumacher. I stuck the lens of my camera through the fence and snapped this photo. He kissed one of the ladies, then went through the door; probably to find his brother to borrow a couple of quid for his tea.

See what you miss when you go home early!

We were sunburned and tired, but it was a fantastic weekend. We had sacrificed one of foreign holidays to come to Silverstone for the weekend. We wanted to make our first GP a special one so had spent a lot of money, and it was worth every penny. We were sad to leave the circuit; the type of feeling you get when you leave the hotel on holiday, but without the longing for your own bed and bathroom.

I’d like to do it again, but with cheaper tickets. If I won the lottery, I’d do all the races on the F1 calendar. I’d live F1.

But hang on a minute, in less than six weeks I could be in Germany driving an F1 car in a test session. Then, if successful in Germany, I’ll be in a professional race somewhere. Maybe a career in F1 is too much to hope for, but two months ago I didn’t think I’d ever get the chance to drive an F1 car either. Meanwhile, I better go and empty the dishwasher.

I won’t bore you with my work and personal commitments for this week, suffice to say it’s going to be busy.

Blanche (my wife) leaves work early Wednesday so we can start our journey to North Yorkshire at 4pm. It will take 4.5 hours if the traffic is good. We’ll stay overnight, and we have to be at Croft Racing Circuit at 8:30am Thursday for Round 4 of the Shell Optimax f1 Drivers’ Challenge 06. This round is in saloon cars; they’re the type you see on the road, but have up-rated brakes and suspension, and are capable of around 150mph - I’ll practice that speed on the way to Yorkshire ;-). I hope we don’t finish too late as we have to drive home that night too.

There’s Silverstone F1 Quali on Saturday, so I’ll watch that, then the race is on Sunday. Blanche is taking part the charity event Race For Life on Sunday. I’ve told her to run fast so we can be back in time for the F1 TV coverage.

I’ll do my best to post some stuff about last year’s F1 British Grand Prix too.

[Addendum: This competition was renamed for subsequent years; “So You Want to be an F1 Driver”

It’s very busy at the moment. I’ve got the next round of the Shell Optimax F1 Drivers’ Challenge ‘06 next week, and I’ve received notification of another competition that I can enter. I’m waiting for a call from a newspaper that want to write a piece on me, and I’m in contact with several new sponsors.

The other competition is a corporate karting competition with a charity angle and celebrities willing to race too. It will be televised (as will my current competition). I’ve been given a £ 10,000 reduction in the entry price, so I’m looking for a company who wants to put forward the fee plus some charity money, and have me and three of their staff competing with 20-odd other teams for the £ 50,000 prize. Lots of good advertising opportunities for the company involved. If you know of a company who might be interested, leave the telephone number as a comment and I’ll call. BTW, I won’t publish the comment, so the telephone number won’t appear on the web.

If you know of a company who would like to sponsor me personally, please leave a comment too.

I’m hoping to post about my trip last year to the British F1 Grand Prix before the next one on 11th June. I’ll post a few photos too, including a shot of Michael Schumacher I took from about 10 feet - time permitting.

Gotta run!